Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Fail that keeps on giving

So I got some last-minute tickets for the Giants game last night and went and holy Mother of God was it fucking cold, like seriously uncomfortably cold. And windy. And of course, Fail trotted out there and looked like shit and lost again. How long is this wretched experiment going to be allowed to continue? At this point, I feel bad for Fail, because clearly he has no idea how to pitch any more and running him out there every fifth game to get torched has got to be fucking with his head in a major way.

Besides Fail, the other things that annoyed me were:

- the Asian Valley Girl chick behind me screeching on and on to her hapless date about how her friend went to Slide and was apparently hitting on anything with a pulse with the goal of making some guy jealous

- the semi-drunk guy standing in the aisle in front of me talking on his cell phone while I leaned around behind him trying to see the game

- the guy wearing a short-sleeved shirt, shorts, sandals, and a visor. HEY CHAMP, IT'S 40 FUCKING DEGREES OUT HERE AND WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR UGLY FUCKING TOES ANYWAY

In an unrelated story, I don't get these Hillary supporters who say they'll vote for McCain instead of Obama. Are you fucking insane? Just because you're pissed off that your candidate didn't get the nomination, you're going to support a guy who's going to extend the Iraq War, do everything he can to restrict the right to choose, will appoint reactionary right-wing judges, possibly introduce madatory burqa wear for American women, and is crazier than a shithouse rat? Out of spite? Christ, don't you have some knitting to do? I keed.

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