|Photo courtesy: Me. For once, I didn't steal someone else's picture.|
That's not all you get in First Class! You get to "savor gourmet meals whenever you please" and "join the conversation in our A380 Onboard Lounge," which looks like the douchiest bar this side of Eastside West.
|"You ladies come here often? WANT TO?"|
Yikes! That's a lot of money. Singapore's a long way away, though, and you can take lots of showers.
Point is, I've never seen another airline use as their primary marketing focus a class of service that 99% of its customers will ever see. Isn't it just setting up all us Coach Cattle for disappointment? "Wait, where's my shower? Can I go to the Onboard Lounge?" "SILENCE, DONKEY PERSON. RETAKE YOUR SEAT AND EAT YOUR FOOD PELLET QUIETLY!!!" Seems weird.
Anyway, we're off to the less exotic destination of San Diego via a United Flying Person Crate, so see ya later.